Hello, Cy, OMF II - Part 2

First topic message reminder :

nice to be back to our regularly scheduled programming

if only eric were here...i miss him, his perspective and contribution

In other newz, a new conspiracy theory, Prinze crashed the stock market.

Don’t be using Prinze as a Daimonic image he said.

Purple rain.

Ack, are you stable son?

Dan,

Well, I'm not sure what I would label my brother. I did say that about him before, yes. I said that because he was more familiar with Gnostic teachings and other various traditions that seemed to be in the realm of what was going on here. However, I think I have come up to snuff with him now. I think it would be more accurate to say both of us have an interest in philosophy rather than label either of us "philosophers".

smelly wrote:
Ack, are you stable son?

Stable enough to recognize the Spirit of Truth when I see him.

You are invited to dine with us too smelly, communion is free for any who desire.

Speaking of brothers, back in the meridian of time Jesus' first two disciples were brothers. How aboutz that folks!

In other news, just finished watching the Space X launch. Looks like a Tesla Roadster is now headed out to the outer stretches of our conscious creation. I hope it reaches Kolob so the angels can take it on a joy ride.

Eat your heart out, smelly, I snatched him right from under your nose.


Ackbar,

I did speak briefly with your brother, and he said as much.

And, yes, do not quit your day job, despite everything smelly says. Ask smelly if he has quit his day job.



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dan wrote:

So, is Jesus our Savior?  Will Jesus come again.....?

The good news is that he will come again.  The bad news is that he will come again, in the guise of Chicken Little, sponsored by the CIA.

I ask you...... is this the best possible Second Coming?

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really dan, you're the reincarnation of christ, the second coming?

please don't ever say that again, it's beyond silly

Hey now, I'm still ablaze with the dragon firez smelly ignited inside of me. That was a crucial component in my metamorphosis. Now I'm a flaming gogo fruit instead of a flaming buddhasana. I was never really good at yoga anyway.

Dan, can you help me understand more specifically how the BPWH and the Portal/pod saga fit together?  On this forum I see two parallel tracks--1st you are delineating and "beta testing" your BPWH, subjecting it to scrutiny and letting folks kick the tires.  2nd, you and occasionally the footman relate cryptic breadcrumbs relating an epic saga involving the princess, her pod, some portals, a hive, some vectors, and a wrestling match between Donkim, and hint that the developments on this saga have immanent and universally paradigm-altering ramifications.  
I’m sure the breadcrumbs and saga are excruciatingly cryptic out of necessity, and I am grateful for them, so my apologies if this sounds ungrateful but gosh it would be really appreciated to have even a shade more clarity, both in terms of the saga itself, and as to where the BPWH comes in to play.  Are you saying you’re the X2 because you believe you’ve discovered the truth and can communicate it effectively, or because you’re eventually going to get some special portal activator thingy from the princess that enables you to float above the great pyramid and telepathically proclaim to all humanity that the end is nigh?  I’m not trying to be sarcastic, bit when we throw around terms like the eschaton, Katechon, etc. and hint of some insider knowledge and then speak in riddles, it gets frustrating for those of us on the “outside”, who see that there are cracks in the cosmic eggshell, and see hints all around us that we have been spoon-fed a false reality narrative, but are not positioned with friends on the “inside” who can hold our hands and tell us what’s really going on.
Thanks for listening.  And again, while I’m compelled to voice my frustration, I am grateful for at least the breadcrumbs, they’re better than nuthin’…

**barf into my goat mouth**

I’m just on my lonely goat pazz.

What do I need?

Yummy flower up there...

**flower fart**

Sorry, I’m gasey.

jofo wrote:

dan wrote:

So, is Jesus our Savior?  Will Jesus come again.....?

The good news is that he will come again.  The bad news is that he will come again, in the guise of Chicken Little, sponsored by the CIA.

I ask you...... is this the best possible Second Coming?

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really dan, you're the reincarnation of christ, the second coming?

please don't ever say that again, it's beyond silly

And so it begins Dan. Are you ready for this? Hold your ground. I've got your back!

Jofo, He doesn't have to be your SoT/Christ if you don't want him to be. Gogo isn't here to force anyone. We are all free to inquire within ourselves and discover our own truths. Just be very careful about it, you won't want to miss the train.

jofo,

I feel your pain.......  at all this banter.  

For 2,000 years, Christians have believed, with perfectly sound logic, that they had an inside track on the Second Coming.  

That is true.... it’s just that your inside track is not quite the one you were expecting.  

In order to understand what’s going on, jofo, you’re going to have to get back to basics........

What was Jesus’ mission.......?

Was it to save Jews? Was it to save Christians? Or, per impossible, was it to save the world?


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jofo, Dan thinkz he is Jesuz like Crowley became the Beast.

He is freighted by the Devil under hiz bed every night and he hangz onto us not afraid.

Every night he should recite looking at a goat pooping in his face.

Now I layz mez down to sleepz
I prayz the Wind my soul to keepz
If I diez beforez I wakez
I prayz my ashez blow awayz

He is trying to be the Cosmic trigger.

But he doesn’t underatand it in his mind.

I showed him az much, it could never be, ain’t no Jesuz here but us.

You think he would come back here?

He knowz how lammoz it iz.

Pretty liez.

Remember folks, Dan has not declared himself to be X2, he only vaguely suggested the possibility as a way to teach us who all of us are. I am the one who declared him to be MY X2 for NOW.

Does that mean if another Jesus floats down from the sky, with scars in his hands and feet, that I would reject him? Absolutely not! Will that ever actually happen? I don't know for sure, but maybe we do we need to start considering the idea that maybe what was written 2000 years ago was not as literal as we all thought.

Maybe Dan is just preparing the way, a latter-day JtB.

By his fruits you will know him.

It getz soz lonely when you are walking and the streetz are full of strangerz.



My bird responz to Dan.

One Eyed Storm/King



An Old Goat



A wrascally rabbit...



Take that SoT

Ackbar,

Yours is a fair statement of my awkward situation.  


jofo,

So here we are.... if we are in the End Times, and have not yet been Raptured, we’re gonna have to think beyond our Biblical comfort zone.  Even the most devout Christians may find that the quoting of chapter and verse is not sufficient, unto this Day.

How many times will I have to declare that I am not a Bible toter? I am a Jesus freak..... like the ones riding around in the chartreuse minibuses during the Revolution of the flower children.

I can’t read your mind, so I don’t know which Biblical verse you are clutching onto for dear life, jofo, but let me make an educated guess....... the only way to heaven is by the Lord, Jesus.....



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I am relieved. I was really starting to worry about what would happen to all those airplane pilots when the Rapture came.

The Christians are closed up tighter than ever.

There is a ray of light though.

A new Heretic, one of my old favorite post-modern Christian writers.

Now he seems silly and quaint.

But I understand what he has to work with.

They are going to flay him.



I believe in Dan, Rob, Me, any who would be Human Beings.

I don’t know Jesus or God or the Devil, but these ideas seem to be part of this.

The 4 winds won’t be denied their prize...our dust.

We need some good hereticos.

I’d do that, oh, I am, in the face of the SoT even.

So Dan, which Jesus do you want, I would pick Rob’s.

Rob is most heretical, get this, because he doesn’t believe in Hell and sexual repression.

He could be He.

He says god couldn’t have a hell.

I say there can be no God. We might be friends.

He attacked the foundation of power.

Guilt.

I vote Rob the 2nd Coming.

He’s my kind of scum.

So then, what is to be had of all these religions? How will the flock be gathered into the One fold of the One Shepherd?

One by one.

Ackbar,

To save ourselves and the world, all we have to do is follow the truth lodged in our hearts and minds.  

It will be scary at first, but we’ll get used to it sooner than we can imagine.  Imagine that.  

The scariest thing that many of us will have to do is set aside our scriptures long enough to take a breath of fresh air.  


smelly,

Yes, Rob Bell might be my biggest competition, at this point. Someone should ask him about Chicken Little. He might actually be in the loop. You never know.



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dan wrote:Ackbar,

I can’t read your mind, so I don’t know which Biblical verse you are clutching onto for dear life,  jofo, but let me make an educated guess....... the only way to heaven is by the Lord, Jesus.....

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i don't clutch verse in hopes of finding salvation
i leave that to living in the present moment
the only way to salvation is to live a good life
i'm not pining away to be saved or for redemption
Jesus won't save me; only I can do that
yes he provides us an example of how to live well
but we are promised nothing
all must be earned

if you meant to say that the second coming is/will be within us all,
then i'm with you. is that what you are saying?

dan wrote:Ackbar,
The scariest thing that many of us will have to do is set aside our scriptures long enough to take a breath of fresh air.  

This will be fun.

Lets say you have 7 billion infants with 7 billion pacifiers. Can we expect them to just hand them over voluntarily?

Maybe this is where the MoAPS comes into play.

Maybe the way to get them to put the pacifiers down for a moment is not by pulling the pacifier out of their mouths by force, but by launching the mothership of nipples into the sky, whereby they all drop their pacifiers when their jaws drop open in shock and awe of the giant flying nipple ship.

jofo,

The Source is in all of us.  The historic fulcrum of this Truth is Jesus.  He personified the Truth as none other.  

At present, and doing business as Chicken Little, I’m in charge of the cleanup crew.  A crucial part of my business is to the proximate trigger of the Mother of all Paradigm Shifts.  

I doubt that Rob has gotten the MoAPS memo, yet.  He will, in due course.  


Ackbar,

Well, something like that. Ultimately, though, it will be like talking candy from a baby.


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jofo wrote:
all must be earned

Maybe it's not that "all must be earned", but that "all must be learned".

There is nothing to earn, Gogo already paid for it all.

What's left for us to do is to learn and practice becoming.

Jesus paid for the cargo.  I’m just paying the freight.  

And, if truth be told, it’s actually Free on Board.


Somebody asked about the portals.........

The portals are to facilitate or best possible global Rapture. They also bring about the falling of the sky so that it doesn’t have to fall on our heads. We can step into the hive/sky whenever we’re good and ready.



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