by dan Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:53 am
Golly, Gary,
Did you just realize that the best possible world is eternal?
Congratulations!
Yes, Gary, time is an illusion, and so is everything else.
So, are we stuck in Eternity, going nowhere fast?
Help...... get me out of here!
I want my money back! ...... etc... etc.....
Besides being God, of course, (sorry ‘bout that, donny) I’m also head of the complaints department....... I have to sit by my phone all day waiting for someone to complain.
My only complaint, so far, is from donny complaining that he’s not God.
Come on, donny, this God thing is way overblown. You are having much more fun than me.
I should be the one complaining, here, but I just can’t figure out who to complain to.......
Since there is actually only one ‘real’ person in the BPW, we each have to go around the loop 10^10 times. Brother, that’s a real drag!
On the other hand, my memory is failing so fast, it’s easier just to forget.
All I can say is....... thank God for amnesia.
But, while we’re on the line, if you happen to run into the Princess, donny, please tell her that I’m looking for her..... she owes me a lunch or two.
Actually, donny would make a pretty good Jesus, for a lot of folks...... he gets to come down from the clouds with a golden halo and smite the deep state...... and the NYT, for goodness sake...... talk about fun!
I’ve already had to make up to the Princess twice before..... once with a tutu, and again with a chicken suit. What will I have to wear next time? When she signed up for the Princess gig, maybe she had something else in mind..... I think we’re all in the same boat, on that one...... but that is sort of the point.
Heck, I almost forgot the Peter Pan outfit that I wore to the wedding.
Afterwards, they told me it was supposed to have just been a joke. You can fool me once, Princess.......!
I think I see the mix up...... she signed up to be a Princess, so she got really upset when she found out that she was going to have to be the best possible Princess.
8..........
Instead of star wars , we may be having portal wars.
One might have hoped that the hive would be off limits, but there may have to be compromises. Bad actors may have to be enticed in, before they can ultimately be dissuaded.
(cont..........)
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