by dan Sat Jun 01, 2019 1:35 pm
You got that right, 99.......
No one has any control over any of this...... certainly not in any normal sense of that word.
On the other hand, as God, we oversee, constantly, ever aspect of Creation.
We are constantly second guessing the Creator....... who is none other than ourself.
We are God’s army of sidewalk superintendents.
In those gas chambers........ we were all there...... saying, maybe just a little more gas, please. Tell us one thing that makes any more sense.
Witches burning at the stake....... hmmm..... yes, maybe I’d like it just a tad hotter...... if you don’t mind, too much, please.
Do you find this hard to believe? I find it to be the only thing even slightly believable.
But, hey, that’s just my opinion, and I’ve been wrong before.... I think. I’m so forgetful in my old age.......
Not to change the subject, or anything....... but can dogs go to Heaven? Hey, that’s not the problem. The problem is that they don’t let the dogs out.....
Poor flea bitten creatures. Are there fleas in Heaven, too? Well, don’t quote me, but there’s this rumor going around that there might even be bedbugs in Heaven....... heaven forbid.
But when do we get our gap year? I hear that you only need 10,000 frequent flyer miles.
Here...... let me check your account...... it says that you have 10,000,000 miles! There must be something wrong. We owe you 1,000 gap years. If you don’t take off soon, we might have to start docking you.
(cont.......)
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