goblin town

The first rule of humanity is

no matter where you live

or whomst you are hanging out with

there is a faint buzzing bass reverberating in the walls from a neighbor that is playing shit music a little too loudly

right on the cusp of being annoying enough to justify confronting

Dreamed up a new anime last night

it’s called Gotu No Jewelu

it’s about a pleb that didnt buy Jewels before Crystalvale came out and cant find female companionship at school

then at night he doesnt have any frens since theyre all playing in crystalvale

anyway … back to hiatus

and the song

is big energy by Latto

and the annoying neighbor

is fooo

fooo-MayorOfGoblinTown wrote:The first rule of humanity is

no matter where you live

or whomst you are hanging out with

there is a faint buzzing bass reverberating in the walls from a neighbor that is playing shit music a little too loudly

right on the cusp of being annoying enough to justify confronting

Tag you're IT!

I’m watching a Sasquatch documentary

You were long overdue for a carpet bombing.

I don't make the rules

Haha

Sure, If you say so

Where emeralds be found there goblins be found

Why does Mint Mobile literally make adds about how they are better because they aren’t one of the big bad mobile networks but then use their infrastructure to provide service to their customers

Lame

I love this fucken simulation

I love everything about it

I’m always buzzing with joy and good cheer because I know some new hilarious dumb shit will happen tomorrow

A chicken and a goblin walk into a bar

Chicken scratches BPWH onto napkin

Che grins

Che knows it is the best of all possible worlds only because it is the funniest of all improbable worlds

Kek

As I sit here munching on velvety midnight borscht

I realize I’ve enough beets in root cellar to sprout a full chest of hair on even the most feminine of shemales

I realize also

Many Zoomers will never have enuff money to buy a house

Imagine graduating with 80k in student loans with a liberal arts degree

aspiring to change the world

But never make it past holding up signs in the school cafeteria to protest the increasing price tag of avocado toast

Getting by on rent or prolonged nesting with mom, zoomers will simply Microfinance everything ntil they’re 53ish yrs old and mom pass away

Whatever is left they’ll get from the boomers

Until then

They’ll just spend everything they have on brunch and apple products

avocado toast and macha green tea latte w/ coconut milk and extra whipped cream topping

looting from Walmart and Target on weekend

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“But Che, how did you make it?”

Che will tell you young anon

I worked harder than most to become a banker for the dwarves

Took their gold deposits too heavy to lug around and gave ‘em plastic cards for convenience

with fractional reserve secrets I loan out imaginary piles to the addicts

Making bank off the internet

This is why I have a perma grin

kek

meanwhile

pentagon leaked docs expose the reality

That the US is losing the proxy war in the Ukraine

But CNN won’t tell you

They pushing the “evil criminal traitor” headlines

not the reality of what the dude exposed

they wont ever face their complicity in the BS they frontin’

obvs



and the federal res res printing piles of Benjamins to prop up the machine

Debasing your moms 401k

and making your avocado toast cost the same as a stake dinner cost when I was in college

but don’t worry anon

CNN will sing you a lullaby

ASMR you with pics of Biden eating ice cream in the morning sunshine

Until your skin tingles and eyelids fall heavy down

while I sunbathe naked on my back porch

Getting sunburnt where the sun don’t shine

If you know what I mean

kek

T - 4:20

Let’s get higher yooo!

https://www.youtube.com/live/-1wcilQ58hI?feature=share

Will it be a splash or a boom

fine morning for a tazo tea, hit of hemp, and rockets

my grandpa was a rocket scientist irl

he woulda woulda been tickled pink

yes. that was lit

chicken little is spot on for once

and now the sky is falling

🤌

in Texas anyway

Cheguevoblin wrote:T - 4:20

Let’s get higher yooo!

https://www.youtube.com/live/-1wcilQ58hI?feature=share

Will it be a splash or a boom

fine morning for a tazo tea, hit of hemp, and rockets

my grandpa was a rocket scientist irl

he woulda woulda been tickled pink

Che’s holy guardian angel came to life

AI generated in the twinkling of an eye

First thing she says upon materializing

“How may I serve you my lord”


I give her scratches her behind the ears

She purrs like a kitten so I open the back door and let her out to roam the hood

She’s the best vole hunter of all the cats this side of goblin town

She always brings me the fattest ones

Laying them delicately at my feet

Then gazes up as if to say…..”meow”

I’d tell you what that translates to irl, but you won’t blv it

*based grin*

Che takes the offering and make vole soup with root vegetables

Che collects the pelt to weave a loin cloth for coming winter

Then we toss a few spoonfuls of the broth off the back porch into the sky

an offering to Kek and Thoth

and spell of protection for our quaint and humble home

#420Mytholetry

next level troll 🧌

Also Dr. Ronald Pandolfi runs a global UFO coverup.

I'd add that too.

Dr P is at home with the princess

He has no involvement with any UFO coverup as far as I can tell

He literally works for KWF now

Che has a love affair with green things

winters can be brutally long and dark

but they help Che appreciate the summer even more

to help cure the itch for growing greens in the winter

Che has taken up freshwater aquascaping

A most rewarding hobby

complete with swordtails, a dwarf blue gourami and a snail that hitchhiked in on the plants



black skirt tetras, harlequin rasboras, and a shy pleco that comes out at night to clean up the algae


back to hiatus

U look good for 40 dood.

Fo real.

Thanks, the daily facial mask is working well then!

Todays meditation is brought to you by me, Chegue

Hmmm

Ya don’t say?

Kekeke

https://twitter.com/kanekoathegreat/status/1652512207090122753?s=46

Put that in your pipe and smoke it jab king

Big pharma rapes the world

Hyrule needs the strong hand of Ganondorf

and I’m tired of pretending it doesnt

who else is gonna finally deal with that pervy Great Deku Tree

or are we just gonna pretend we dont notice