goblin town

Cheguevoblin wrote:Hyrule needs the strong hand of Ganondorf

and I’m tired of pretending it doesnt

who else is gonna finally deal with that pervy Great Deku Tree

or are we just gonna pretend we dont notice

Ganondorf has no self-awareness and neither do any of the comparable Other.

You want Hyrule to be plunged into darkness? Sheer disenchantment is enough to kill the Deku tree. Ganon is no match for the magical forest.

The forces of darkness will never transcend. Your tone implies that darkness isn’t in a death spiral out in the primordial void

He will die on that hill.

Gender affirming care for minors = delusion affirming mutilation

The body is under attack from the ego

Luckily the body doesn’t care

But 10 years later you change your mind and realize you were too young to make such a rash decision

And your would-be glorious beautiful natural boobas are perma-blocked

Progressives call it life saving care, but the body doesn’t need your scapulas or testosterone pills to survive anon

Your ego’s fucking with you, but you won’t blv it

Meanwhile, Chad’s girlfriend continues to slide into Che’s DMs sending glorious booba pics on the daily

And Che never even responds

Che fomo’d into $pepe coin a week ago

Kek told Che to breed some tadpoles and Che obeyed

$pepe is up 25x in the past couple weeks

kekw

Maybe by the end of summer Che will have enough froggies to pay of Che’s house

Or the end of the week

Friendly reminder...

WTF we keep sending piles of money to Ukraine?

War is big business

Fuck Nato

Fuck the Nazis

Fuck Putin

Fuck the U.S. and the sensitive entitled throngs of pussies

Fuck the world

Muahahaha!



Ok bye I love you all 🤌

They peed on my fuckin’ rug

It really tied the room together

Well, the old man told me to take any rug in the house, so that’s good

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine

I appreciate You!



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