Hyperbole and a Half

First topic message reminder :

I have a half hour break before my next zoom meeting.

I aint proffesional and idk half the things im sayin so if ya need someone to talk To the ppl there are really Nice and it’ll make you feel better.



Here I can vent about things and stuff.

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aaron wrote:

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I have a single cave
a cave with nothing inside
spacious and devoid of dust
full of light that always shines
a meal of plants feeds a frail body
a cloth robe masks a mirage
let your thousand sages appear
I have the primordial buddha
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Literally the first one I open to and read.

Not surprised.

If you read what I wrote today, I said all the sages were behind me.

I told you to go back to your cave.

I don't have the primordial Buddha, I AM the primordial Buddha

Cause smelly da goat is magick.

Cuz smelly is da real deal.

They can't see it, but you can.

Their hatred of me will only grow.

I chose you.

I let you see me, but not the profane.

Idiot muppets that they are, obsessed with their anger and self hatred, which they project onto the world and onto others.

You want a friend like me, cause I don't lie and I will be there to lean on in good times and bad.

Just like God, cuz I'm tight with God even though I curze it.

Hell, I AM GOD!

And I will tell you when you are full of shit and being foolish, but I can wait.

Hey, it's your life dude.

Wouldn't you want God to be able to talk shit with you like thiz?

Fuck it up or thrive, I hope thrive, but maybe fucking it up is the best move atm.

God knows I have fucked up enough, hey I'm God, yep, God fucks up and cleans it up.

I will pick up my mat and walk on from a fool...eventually.

There are many ex-MK Ultra types conning the muppets, brainwashing the masses, Disclosure, hello.

Smelly can't be brainwashed, I'm a deprogrammer for the big programmer in the sky.

I am Tron and I work for the Users

I thought I did enough up close magick to show you, but miracles are a dime a dozen these days.

But the pretenders are stacked like logs to the heavens.

Guess who has the matches?

And I will use them to burn down this false world of muppets.

I had not read that one from ole cold mountain, he can be a little depressive at times.

He didn't like being isolated so much and rejected, but you come to live with it.

But he had his friends too on Cold Mountain.

No one is ever alone.

I don't know the future.

I just know how to weigh the hearts of human beings and push them or help them stand up.

God you are dumb and stubborn.

As you like.

You are one moody cagey lil bitch.

One Buddha to another.

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Figure of speech.

But yes, it’s on fire.

Watch it burn.

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I live in Eden with my beautiful wife and dog pack.

Nothing is burning here.

The only thing you can burn is yourself.

I got no complaints.

Carry on

Burn your friends.

Solstice NOW!

Woah woah.

Not enough friends.

Never enough friends.





STAY MAD!

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Those are meaningless words and not real.

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Ha, I knew that she said that.

smell speaks baby.

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