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Post by PerplexedPuppy Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:24 pm

I have a half hour break before my next zoom meeting.

I aint proffesional and idk half the things im sayin so if ya need someone to talk To the ppl there are really Nice and it’ll make you feel better.

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Here I can vent about things and stuff.



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Post by PerplexedPuppy Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:26 pm

I think this is gonna be a BIG vent.

As you all should know, I'm a highly sensitive person, that means I feel things much deeper and intensely than a normal person. With that being considerated, here's the vent:

Half of my day wasn't good (I'm in the other half)... School really stressed me today, it's a bit hard to explain why, I think it is because I was feeling overwhelmed by the fact that I was having a hard time following the math teacher in the exercises and the fact that other two students were talking and seemed to follow the teacher better than me. It felt like everything was going forward as if like absolutely nothing was wrong, I started to feel mentally tired, in a bad place and, the most of all, wanting to go home already. A little detail, when it was time to go home, other students already packed their stuff, said bye to the Teacher and went out, while I was the only one left in the classroom, feeling like a person completely left behind...

Now I'm home. I feel like it's my fault that most of all this happened, I know, I should have said and done something, but in reality, Its easier said than done, I am shy and introverted, something was not letting me do it.
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Post by PerplexedPuppy Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:31 pm

Sometimes when I get hungry at night and I’ve run out of food in the pantry, I think about breaking into my neighbor's house and stealing his food.

They always cook BBQ outside and it smells really good.

The only thing, they have a Great Dane Husky mix so I’m scared of it.

The grocery store is just so far away, and my car smells like old fish from left over Red Lobster 🦞 that fell down beneath the seats once.

Whenever I see and smell my neighbors cooking on their grill I go out and stand on my back deck and when they are looking I give them a thumbs up hoping they might share.

It never works out.

Maybe someday I’ll get my own grill and live stream a BBQ Mukbang.

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Post by U Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:04 pm

Oh sorry to hear Ackysack.

Yes, indeed when I put my mind to it and didn't slack I could excel in all my classes, all but one, MATH! I finished high school on time luckily, graduated in a very majikal year on my birthday no less and I'm quite happy about that! That math though was a bitch, had to drop out of college because I couldn't afford to flunk remedial math a third time. Shame, I could have been well suited for collegiate life if it wasn't for that one near impossible hurdle. Perhaps you're a person who is stuck inside your head daydreaming  such as I. If so I can sympathize. I know a few friends who are very good at math and claim to struggle with creativity. That was strange to me, surely everyone is creative right? Maybe not but I wonder what goes on in the internal world of those who are more mechanistic with their thinking than those who spend more time in their imagination.
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Post by PerplexedPuppy Thu Mar 04, 2021 6:04 pm

I'm working on a beat that sounds like a YouTuber intro

Idk if I should finish it or scrap it cuz of that reason

Or. Should I use it for my own intro.

hmm. hrepk!


Anyway....

so im looking at this study and it may not be completely correct anymore because the study pulls things from 60s to 90s. It may have made sense then but if u look into views of recent survey data i feel like it would be different

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Yeah, what is there to cope about anyway?

We have no problems right?
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Post by PerplexedPuppy Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:18 am

I got this old fax machine I bought at the antique store working again, just for kicks.

I think ima send my first fax to weAintGotNoProbs Inc.

Cancel that rain check on demand.

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Post by BewilderedBird Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:12 am

Haha

Don’t be the creepy BBQ neighbor.

It starts with BBQ and then it can get ugly Wink

I like your non sequitur stylin.

And correct my chickadees 🐥

We ain’t got one problem.

Masters of the universe.
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Post by PerplexedPuppy Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:44 am

Haha! Yeah dude

Creepy BBQ neighbor is not how I want to be remembered by them

Maybe I’ll start a creepy BBQ neighbor go-fund-me page and get one of those Traeger grills.

I’ve heard they’re like the best of the best.

Versatile too

Low and slow or melt your face hot! 🥵

Plus precise temperature control
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My only problem rn is I got a splitting headache.

Too much screen time.

A common software engineering 👨💻 side effect.

But I wouldn’t trade my work for anything

Keeps me going

Always fun to have a smelly goat drop in and wave here 👋

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Post by PerplexedPuppy Fri Mar 05, 2021 11:22 am

Guys, my pet dog caught and ate a lizard just now, like 4 realz.

Hopefully he doesn’t get a tummy ache or nottin’

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“God is dead and we killed him.
We are the murderers of murderers.”

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This dude is making a Hydro Homie cocktail.

Hydration is key to staying hydrated.






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Post by PerplexedPuppy Tue Mar 09, 2021 8:32 pm

Quick google search on how to protect ones home from lizards.

First try coffee grounds.

If that doesn’t work try egg shells.

If that doesn’t work try garlic.

If that doesn’t work try onions.

If none of those work I recommend getting a cat.

A cat is sure to fix any lizard infestation.



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“Far-off is the place I chose to live.
High hills make for silent tongues.
Gibbons screech in valley cold
My gate of grass blends with the cliff.
A roof of thatch among the pines,
I dig a pool, feed it from the stream.
No time now to think about the world,
The years go by, shredding ferns.“

-Cold Mountain 🏔
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Post by U Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:14 am

I mean if you're gonna fuck around on my thread I might as well fuck around with yours too.

Now I know how Dan feels. Laughing

I love my kitty though, her name's Gravy, she's a fat little tortie with a tude.
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U wrote:I mean if you're gonna fuck around on my thread I might as well fuck around with yours too.

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U wrote:I love my kitty though, her name's Gravy, she's a fat little tortie with a tude.
Gravy is good on mashed potatoes.

If I ever get a Cat ima name her Kitty


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बकरियाँ बकरियाँ होंगी

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