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Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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- Post n°2
Re: goblin town
The first rule of humanity is
no matter where you live
or whomst you are hanging out with
there is a faint buzzing bass reverberating in the walls from a neighbor that is playing shit music a little too loudly
right on the cusp of being annoying enough to justify confronting
no matter where you live
or whomst you are hanging out with
there is a faint buzzing bass reverberating in the walls from a neighbor that is playing shit music a little too loudly
right on the cusp of being annoying enough to justify confronting
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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- Post n°3
Re: goblin town
Dreamed up a new anime last night
it’s called Gotu No Jewelu
it’s about a pleb that didnt buy Jewels before Crystalvale came out and cant find female companionship at school
then at night he doesnt have any frens since theyre all playing in crystalvale
anyway … back to hiatus
it’s called Gotu No Jewelu
it’s about a pleb that didnt buy Jewels before Crystalvale came out and cant find female companionship at school
then at night he doesnt have any frens since theyre all playing in crystalvale
anyway … back to hiatus
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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- Post n°4
Re: goblin town
and the song
is big energy by Latto
and the annoying neighbor
is fooo
is big energy by Latto
and the annoying neighbor
is fooo
fooo-MayorOfGoblinTown wrote:The first rule of humanity is
no matter where you live
or whomst you are hanging out with
there is a faint buzzing bass reverberating in the walls from a neighbor that is playing shit music a little too loudly
right on the cusp of being annoying enough to justify confronting
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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- Post n°6
Re: goblin town
I’m watching a Sasquatch documentary
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- Post n°7
Re: goblin town
You were long overdue for a carpet bombing.
I don't make the rules
I don't make the rules
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
Haha
Sure, If you say so
Sure, If you say so
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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- Post n°9
Re: goblin town
Where emeralds be found there goblins be found
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Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
Why does Mint Mobile literally make adds about how they are better because they aren’t one of the big bad mobile networks but then use their infrastructure to provide service to their customers
Lame
I love this fucken simulation
I love everything about it
I’m always buzzing with joy and good cheer because I know some new hilarious dumb shit will happen tomorrow
Lame
I love this fucken simulation
I love everything about it
I’m always buzzing with joy and good cheer because I know some new hilarious dumb shit will happen tomorrow
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
A chicken and a goblin walk into a bar
Chicken scratches BPWH onto napkin
Che grins
Che knows it is the best of all possible worlds only because it is the funniest of all improbable worlds
Kek
Chicken scratches BPWH onto napkin
Che grins
Che knows it is the best of all possible worlds only because it is the funniest of all improbable worlds
Kek
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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- Post n°12
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As I sit here munching on velvety midnight borscht
I realize I’ve enough beets in root cellar to sprout a full chest of hair on even the most feminine of shemales
I realize also
Many Zoomers will never have enuff money to buy a house
Imagine graduating with 80k in student loans with a liberal arts degree
aspiring to change the world
But never make it past holding up signs in the school cafeteria to protest the increasing price tag of avocado toast
Getting by on rent or prolonged nesting with mom, zoomers will simply Microfinance everything ntil they’re 53ish yrs old and mom pass away
Whatever is left they’ll get from the boomers
Until then
They’ll just spend everything they have on brunch and apple products
avocado toast and macha green tea latte w/ coconut milk and extra whipped cream topping
looting from Walmart and Target on weekend
————
“But Che, how did you make it?”
Che will tell you young anon
I worked harder than most to become a banker for the dwarves
Took their gold deposits too heavy to lug around and gave ‘em plastic cards for convenience
with fractional reserve secrets I loan out imaginary piles to the addicts
Making bank off the internet
This is why I have a perma grin
kek
I realize I’ve enough beets in root cellar to sprout a full chest of hair on even the most feminine of shemales
I realize also
Many Zoomers will never have enuff money to buy a house
Imagine graduating with 80k in student loans with a liberal arts degree
aspiring to change the world
But never make it past holding up signs in the school cafeteria to protest the increasing price tag of avocado toast
Getting by on rent or prolonged nesting with mom, zoomers will simply Microfinance everything ntil they’re 53ish yrs old and mom pass away
Whatever is left they’ll get from the boomers
Until then
They’ll just spend everything they have on brunch and apple products
avocado toast and macha green tea latte w/ coconut milk and extra whipped cream topping
looting from Walmart and Target on weekend
————
“But Che, how did you make it?”
Che will tell you young anon
I worked harder than most to become a banker for the dwarves
Took their gold deposits too heavy to lug around and gave ‘em plastic cards for convenience
with fractional reserve secrets I loan out imaginary piles to the addicts
Making bank off the internet
This is why I have a perma grin
kek
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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- Post n°13
Re: goblin town
meanwhile
pentagon leaked docs expose the reality
That the US is losing the proxy war in the Ukraine
But CNN won’t tell you
They pushing the “evil criminal traitor” headlines
not the reality of what the dude exposed
they wont ever face their complicity in the BS they frontin’
obvs
and the federal res res printing piles of Benjamins to prop up the machine
Debasing your moms 401k
and making your avocado toast cost the same as a stake dinner cost when I was in college
but don’t worry anon
CNN will sing you a lullaby
ASMR you with pics of Biden eating ice cream in the morning sunshine
Until your skin tingles and eyelids fall heavy down
while I sunbathe naked on my back porch
Getting sunburnt where the sun don’t shine
If you know what I mean
kek
pentagon leaked docs expose the reality
That the US is losing the proxy war in the Ukraine
But CNN won’t tell you
They pushing the “evil criminal traitor” headlines
not the reality of what the dude exposed
they wont ever face their complicity in the BS they frontin’
obvs
and the federal res res printing piles of Benjamins to prop up the machine
Debasing your moms 401k
and making your avocado toast cost the same as a stake dinner cost when I was in college
but don’t worry anon
CNN will sing you a lullaby
ASMR you with pics of Biden eating ice cream in the morning sunshine
Until your skin tingles and eyelids fall heavy down
while I sunbathe naked on my back porch
Getting sunburnt where the sun don’t shine
If you know what I mean
kek
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Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
T - 4:20
Let’s get higher yooo!
https://www.youtube.com/live/-1wcilQ58hI?feature=share
Will it be a splash or a boom
fine morning for a tazo tea, hit of hemp, and rockets
my grandpa was a rocket scientist irl
he woulda woulda been tickled pink
Let’s get higher yooo!
https://www.youtube.com/live/-1wcilQ58hI?feature=share
Will it be a splash or a boom
fine morning for a tazo tea, hit of hemp, and rockets
my grandpa was a rocket scientist irl
he woulda woulda been tickled pink
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
yes. that was lit
chicken little is spot on for once
and now the sky is falling
🤌
in Texas anyway
chicken little is spot on for once
and now the sky is falling
🤌
in Texas anyway
Cheguevoblin wrote:T - 4:20
Let’s get higher yooo!
https://www.youtube.com/live/-1wcilQ58hI?feature=share
Will it be a splash or a boom
fine morning for a tazo tea, hit of hemp, and rockets
my grandpa was a rocket scientist irl
he woulda woulda been tickled pink
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
Che’s holy guardian angel came to life
AI generated in the twinkling of an eye
First thing she says upon materializing
“How may I serve you my lord”
I give her scratches her behind the ears
She purrs like a kitten so I open the back door and let her out to roam the hood
She’s the best vole hunter of all the cats this side of goblin town
She always brings me the fattest ones
Laying them delicately at my feet
Then gazes up as if to say…..”meow”
I’d tell you what that translates to irl, but you won’t blv it
*based grin*
Che takes the offering and make vole soup with root vegetables
Che collects the pelt to weave a loin cloth for coming winter
Then we toss a few spoonfuls of the broth off the back porch into the sky
an offering to Kek and Thoth
and spell of protection for our quaint and humble home
#420Mytholetry
AI generated in the twinkling of an eye
First thing she says upon materializing
“How may I serve you my lord”
I give her scratches her behind the ears
She purrs like a kitten so I open the back door and let her out to roam the hood
She’s the best vole hunter of all the cats this side of goblin town
She always brings me the fattest ones
Laying them delicately at my feet
Then gazes up as if to say…..”meow”
I’d tell you what that translates to irl, but you won’t blv it
*based grin*
Che takes the offering and make vole soup with root vegetables
Che collects the pelt to weave a loin cloth for coming winter
Then we toss a few spoonfuls of the broth off the back porch into the sky
an offering to Kek and Thoth
and spell of protection for our quaint and humble home
#420Mytholetry
Mr. Janus- Senior Member
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- Post n°18
Re: goblin town
Also Dr. Ronald Pandolfi runs a global UFO coverup.
I'd add that too.
I'd add that too.
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Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Dr P is at home with the princess
He has no involvement with any UFO coverup as far as I can tell
He literally works for KWF now
He has no involvement with any UFO coverup as far as I can tell
He literally works for KWF now
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Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Che has a love affair with green things
winters can be brutally long and dark
but they help Che appreciate the summer even more
to help cure the itch for growing greens in the winter
Che has taken up freshwater aquascaping
A most rewarding hobby
complete with swordtails, a dwarf blue gourami and a snail that hitchhiked in on the plants
black skirt tetras, harlequin rasboras, and a shy pleco that comes out at night to clean up the algae
back to hiatus
winters can be brutally long and dark
but they help Che appreciate the summer even more
to help cure the itch for growing greens in the winter
Che has taken up freshwater aquascaping
A most rewarding hobby
complete with swordtails, a dwarf blue gourami and a snail that hitchhiked in on the plants
black skirt tetras, harlequin rasboras, and a shy pleco that comes out at night to clean up the algae
back to hiatus
Mr. Janus- Senior Member
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Re: goblin town
U look good for 40 dood.
Fo real.
Fo real.
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Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
Thanks, the daily facial mask is working well then!
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
Hmmm
Ya don’t say?
Kekeke
https://twitter.com/kanekoathegreat/status/1652512207090122753?s=46
Put that in your pipe and smoke it jab king
Big pharma rapes the world
Ya don’t say?
Kekeke
https://twitter.com/kanekoathegreat/status/1652512207090122753?s=46
Put that in your pipe and smoke it jab king
Big pharma rapes the world
Cheguevoblin- Member of Distinction
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Re: goblin town
Hyrule needs the strong hand of Ganondorf
and I’m tired of pretending it doesnt
who else is gonna finally deal with that pervy Great Deku Tree
or are we just gonna pretend we dont notice
and I’m tired of pretending it doesnt
who else is gonna finally deal with that pervy Great Deku Tree
or are we just gonna pretend we dont notice
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