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Too Funny Alerts

Post by Cyrellys on Sat Dec 01, 2012 10:41 pm

I am subscribed to a number of emergency event alert services and they send me an email when something happens. Mostly stuff like earthquakes, tsunami's, fires, major accidents, storms and so on.

Today however I got the following and the shear oddness was funny enough I thought I'd share:


Drangerous Turtle species found in north east kansas

Unknown // Insect Infestation USA
Turtle can bite

less than minute ago / 0 Comments / Share via nicolia135 / Source: Overheard




Edit to add: Source of the above was ubAlert.com



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